Melting Out
term to describe someone that doesn’t show up to their own party.
the party had been planned for months but the bachelorette got so drunk the night before that she ended up melting out on her celebration. too bad she missed the entire bachelorette party because she couldn’t get out of bed.
john melted out of his retirement party after meeting a hot girl the night before and then spending the next 48 hours with her.
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