Melty Log


when someone takes a cr-p on a campfire so that the t-rd rests on a piece of wood and slowly roasts, stinking up the entire campsite. a slowly burning/melting t-rd.
“i burnt my -ss hairs off making that melty log over at the girls campsite!”
“dude, it was so worth it though. i can hear them screaming”

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