Member Jousting
aka: the mj… the act of pushing a foreign object into ones urethra. i.e q-tips, metal objects, fingers, and small game pieces.
dan: yo rick i went to the store with mike yesterday. you should have seen how excited he got when he saw the new extra large heads on the q-tips. i think he’s planning on member jousting tonight
rick: so he’s gonna pull a f-ckin mj?? weird
dan: yeah (as he shakes his head)
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