Memesterbate
satisfying the urge to download memes.
guy1: you seem stressed. you alright bro?
guy2: i haven’t been able to memesterbate lately
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矫揉为之而死焉 从人从乍,则钩切 ……五年,郑有贾人进曰献冠 视之,其绿甚 王令烹之 太史书曰,冠绿而进,作大死也
- echo-tourist
n. traveller who loves sonic reverberations and seeks out canyons, cliffs and similar locales in exotic locations. it can also be applied to a self-centred person who loves the sound of her own voice. ……………………………………….. h-llo! can you hear me!!!? i’m an echo-tourist! again. it’s a cave. they have mouths, but they cannot speak.
- mein doodle
a term for “my d-ck” using german-esque language. “do you want to know the smartest thing to come out of your mouth? mein doodle!!”
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a scale that doctors use when measuring the size of a mans d-ck. except they compare it to animals. did you hear jeffs d-ckomiter readings say hes an elephant d-ck
- Capitalarchy
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