memorectum
a memo send out by the ceo of a company that denotes a unpaid shutdown, forced time off or explains why there was or will be a layoff. memor-ct-ms usually are sent out just before the holidays and can include pay cuts or loss of benefits. when reading the memor-ct-m, the employee has the sensation of a large object being shoved up their r-ct-m.
lunchroom conversation: “bro… did you get the memor-ct-m d-ck head sent out today?… there’s another round of paycuts and layoff next week.”
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