memowned
when you do something so terrible at your place of employement that, when you come in the next day, there has been a memo put out to all employees specifically banning whatever it is you did the previous day.
nick: did you see that memo about not using paper towels as toilet paper
darby: yea i clogged the toilet yesterday
nick: hahaha…memowned!
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