Memphis Double-Dip
when a male performs -n-l on one girl one day, to have v-g-n-l s-x with another girl 4 days later while never taking a shower because they are a dirty hippie and giving the latter a uti/gonorrhea.
mark: “dude, i f-cked rachel last week and definitely gave her the memphis double-dip.”
gary: “seriously….i bet she’s like….p-ssed.”
mark: “oh ya bro, she totally won’t let me have s-x with her again unless, as she said ‘gives me a taste of my own medicine’ and f-cks some other guy and p-sses on me……..probably let her do it…….she was a really good lay.”
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