Memphis Mop Head
while strategically whipping a girl around your bed into different positions, you use her long, flowing hair to soak up other previous c-m stains so you can delay washing your sheets for an extended period of time.
tony: “what happened last night? pepper came out with her hair looking all stiff as if she was in there’s something about mary.”
bill: “ya, after the first round i realized i needed to clean that up or i was gonna have to wash my sheets the next day, so i just gave her the memphis mop head and i should be good for like another week with these sheets.”
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