mendy logic
a thought process or statement that has such large holes in it and makes such little sense that you think the person must be joking, but they are actually serious.
john: wow, dan, i could use a cup of coffee.
dan: no! caffeine is horrible!
john: really?
dan: yeah, one time i snorted cocaine, shot up heroin, took a bottle of aspirin, and drank a cup of coffee, and i’ve had trouble breathing and a twitch ever since. i’ll never drink coffee again!
john: wow, dan, that is such mendy logic!
katie: gosh jess, i have this target gift card i’ve been dying to use but target closed an hour ago!
jess: why don’t you just go to wal-mart? it’s open 24 hours!
katie: wow, jess, that’s some serious mendy logic.
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