mengaged
noun, portmanteau of “men” and “engaged.”
a term to describe two guys (generally at least one het) who are in a very serious bromance. the two generally go on to rent an apartment and lead a bromarried lifestyle full of video games, watching indiana jones and, ideally, jerking each other off.
“who’s that tj guy who’s always with sam lately? i thought he was straight.”
“yeah, they’re straight, but practically mengaged.”
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