menges

(adj.) any kid in his early teens that is the coolest kid ever. he is not a sovi or a fraiger and never wants to hang out with them ever. everyone knows hes the coolest kid ever.
person 1: yo jake is the coolest person ever
person 2: yeh hes such a menges
person 1: yo i think stephen wants to hang out with him.
person 2: jake wont, he doesn’t ever want to hang out with fraigers like stephen.
a dirty and or sloppy p-ssy (v-g-n-).
i cant belive you ate that sh-t. its a menge!!!
to hit someone with a pint gl-ss or bottle particularly in the face
did you see that guy get menged in the pub last night
1) to agree with someone.
2) to show excitement or fear.
3) you use it if you don’t know what something is. you could also add “genge” if it is very funny or revolting.
1)dimitri: i love bananas in pajamas
hiraldo: menge!! me too.
2)person 1 jumps and scares person 2.
person 2 screams “menge! that scared me!”
3)alyssa: i stepped on some menge genge.
adjective: menges … men’gees. using or containing too many words “menges speakers”; “menges and ineffective instructional methods” – long-winded , tedious , windy , wordy. see also: b-tt snorkelling.
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noun: menges … men’gays (slang). pertaining to indulge in acts of male h-m-s-xuality. early english term for young male prost-tutes working the docks (late 18th century). see also: tedwin boys.
“what are those two boys doing by the docks?”
“must be a couple of menges … you know, pillow-biters.”
(v.) to perform the following ungodly, necrophilic act, requiring two people and a female corpse: person x begins to perform c-nn-l-ng-s on the said corpse. person y gets a running start and jumps on the abdomen of the corpse, usually landing on either the back, or on both feet (in a stomping action). through the force of contact, the “innards and fluids” of the corpse spray out into the face of person x. considered a disturbing affront to nature by most cultures.
did you hear about ted and gary?! they went up to the morgue yesterday and menged all night long!