menopausal mafia
needy, s-xually frustrated women of a certain age who comprise the internet posse devoted to stalking uk x factor flop matt cardle and luring him into their sheds
now that cardle has been dropped by his record company and has time on his hands, every one of the menopausal mafia will be flicking her bean more furiously than ever.
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a sinister cabal of middle aged, menopausal women who control the world’s supply of cushy jobs
i really wanted a cushy job in the local library but the menopausal mafia have that place locked down.
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