menoporsche
menopause + porsche:
this strange coinage refers to the fictional symptoms experienced by rich, urban middle-aged men who try to fight off a mid-life crisis onset, by lavishly buying a speedster car (the porsche is one good example!), ride in it and drive off the anxiety and lack of motivation one goes through in his 40s!
other related words to menoporsche:
-andropause/ viropause: the scientific name/s given to the ‘male-deficit disorder’ or mdd.
-adam: androgen-defeciency in ageing males.
-tms: testosterone-minute syndrome.
-ims: irritable male syndrome.
-hsd: hypoactive s-xual desire.
-isd: inhibited s-xual desire.
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