Menstrual Cocktail

a menstrual c-cktail can be seen as a slang or a “dressy” interchangeable option for the s-xual act of getting one’s “red wings.” however, there are slight differences. when one gets their red wings, they are pretty much aware that the girl is on their period, whereas a menstrual c-cktail is received completely out of nowhere. you don’t ask for it, you don’t know about it. it just happens. the “c-cktail” is related to fancy parties, which usually sn-bby “dignified” guests attend.

when the c-cktail is delivered, (this part is important,) the girl will act like it was no big f-cking deal that she just menstrual lasered the wrong d-mn liquid in your mouth and will most likely play it off with a slight hint of embarr-ssment. or, if she is really f-cking demented, will laugh about it cause hey, it’s totally funny skeeting period blood in someone’s unknowing mouth.

i dunno about you girls out there, but for future moms it should go in your “what mommy needs to tell daughter” handbook that skeeting period blood into someone’s mouth, whether they be male or female is just f-cking wrong. i can’t drink red kool aid anymore god d-mn it ;^;
“deep into the darkness peering. long i stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting.” that familiar line from edgar allan poe’s work “the raven” going through my head. a fear it remained in the back of my mind, but never a reality i expected. the girl before me was my own personal raven as she served my menstrual c-cktail with an extra side of smug. “nevermore, nevermore.”