mental diahoreao
the sensation of an uncontrollable string of thoughts that can go off on tangents at any time, usually resulting in the sufferer becoming stressed and restless.
an example of a string of mental diah-r-ao; “edan cheese tastes weird, what is that red stuff around it, it tastes awful, awful like that vinegar i drank, i wonder what kind it was, i need to sleep though, i think i was spanish, ah bull fighting i’d hate to be a bull, although if i were put out to stud i’d be alright, studs in people’s head look weird sometimes, anyway i must sleep now. although didn’t that guy i saw at the bus stop have a stud, it looked cool, i wonder what he was eating, oh man i could eat some kfc, yeah a big bucket, like a victorian prost-tute eating kfc in the night, i really need to sleep now, maybe if i just don’t think,” 2 minutes later “although i’d hate to get the clap..”
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