mental ejaculation of joy
when your mind and body becomes so overwhelmed with such ecstatic joy while delivering the father of the groom speech that you yell out at the end “i’m having a mental -j-c-l-t–n of joy” and then drop the mic.
aka poe.
this wedding makes me so happy it’s a mental -j-c-l-t–n of joy
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