Mental Hand Job
1. modern american politics; 2. ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. anything uttered by a public defender.
when sandy said, “but babe, i was drunk, and he didn’t mean anything. i love you so much, and i’m so h-rny right now, couldn’t i just come in for one gl-ss of wine?” larry thought, “jesus, that was the best mental hand job i’ve ever experienced.”
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