mental masturbator
a person who is not trying to enlighten anyone, they’re trying to prove how intelligent they are without understanding the intelligence of their audience. they never get to understand their audience because they’re to busy concentrating on their next brilliant statement.
i looked around the cl-ss and seen the look of confusion. professor smith is a mental masturbator. he is mentally masturbating over the heads of his students.
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