mental midget


a person who is narrow-minded or has limited knowledge or insight to anything outside his or her immediate life.

basically someone who lacks education or higher thought.
i tried to start a conversation about hapsburg europe with that hot looking babe at the party who is supposedly a history major.
turns out she’s just another mental midget, since all she talked about was her ex boyfriend diego and her mary kay cosmetics collection!
a person of extremely low i.q.. pr-ne to being clueless in all aspects of life.
that guy is such a mental midget, it’s almost criminal that he be allowed to live.
a person with a fragile mindset and lacking the ability to deal with tough situations. feeble.
whenever mitch is given constructive criticism, he turns into a total mental midget and starts freaking out thinking he is going to get fired and becomes all p-ssy and whiny. he can’t mentally deal with pressure and folds like a cheap lawn chair.
president george w. bush
george w. bush is such a mental midget
brad lidge

see mlb 2009 regular season
see mlb 2009 playoffs
i never should have bet the phillies in my mlb parlay… brad lidge can’t close games and gets so easily rattled when he puts runners on base. that guy is a mental midget. f-cking brad lidge….

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