mental mullet
1. noun: when you can’t remember something silly like the name of the street you grew up on. it’s similar to a brain fart.
2. noun: something that is so disturbing/ ugly/ stupid/ painful, etc that it hurts your brain to think about.
1. what’s her name again?…. ummm… ugh, what a mental mullet .
2. omg, how embarr-ssing that was. what a mental mullet .
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