Mental State

mental state describes your current stage of your mentality. there exist 10 mental states:

state 1: the happy, vivacious and sensitive state: here you smile to the world and jump around, until you see.. the bird sh-t covering your car or windows.
state 2: the unsatisfied, cynical and hysterical state: here you think the human nature is a disgrace and you prefer to whine, so you hand over the sh-t to your neighbours and start a conflict!
state 3: the ambivalent and insecure state: you feel life got some up and downs, you can’t really decide what you want or what you need.
state 4: the disturbed state: the state where you begin to burn off dolls hair as a girl or paint your room with disney cartoons when you are a boy.
state 5: the lackadaisical state: you lack of spirit and rather want to sit on the couch eating crisps watching top 100 celebrities, you can’t even bother to m-st-rb-t-.
state 6: the soothed sleepy relaxed state: usually appears after a joint or two or when you watch cricket and petanque.
state 7: the jovial state: you’re feeling jovial and you begin to spam smileys everywhere.
state 8: the mental masturbation state, too many thoughts, what to do?! you mental m-st-rb-t-!
state 9: the furious bored and annoyed state: a state that appears when you watch tour de france.
state 10: the dumb state: you are reading all those ten states or you are actually the one writing them.
question: what’s 2 + 2?

person 1: it’s 5 i can prove it!

person 2: no d-mn it! it’s 4, your mental state is on a dumb level! you see, ll + ll = llll?!