Mentalbating
the act of mentally envisioning erotic acts and/or situations in public after viewing an erotic image ie a s-xy advertis-m-nt or an attractive woman.
alex: dude, i saw that guy looking at the sports ill-strated swimsuit magazine in the gardening section at the bookstore
kyle: yeah, he was totally mentalbating
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