mentholyptis hummer
when a female uses menthol losenges to make her make her mouth all tingly and then performs oral s-x on her male counterpart. the humming is optional, but actually takes the menthol effect over the top, usually producing an -rg-sm rather quickly.
hey, did you hear tim telling about the mentholyptis hummer that melanie gave him? he said he came so hard he almost went into convulsions!!
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