Menthrulpalsia
(n.) a disease that is contracted as a result of consuming far too many black olives at one time. the symptoms are as follows:
1. male victims develop a set of ovaries and a menstrual cycle. this development comes on very slowly and very painfully.
2. the victim, very quickly, develops all of the symptoms of cerebral palsy. the effects of this can last up to several moon phases, even if the menthrulpalsia is successfully treated.
3. the victim develops a case of very violent, angry diarrhea. this can also lead to red, green, or purple feces and chronic -n-l seepage.
no known treatments or cures have been found as of yet.
ugh, sh-t dude!
what is it?
i feel like i’ve grown ovaries or something…and i’m cr-pping colors!
uh-oh, sounds like you’ve got menthrulpalsia.
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