mentor
1.(n) one who influences learning minds.
2.(vb) to influence a learning mind.
3.(prp n) the single position of master teacher held at the university of cleav.(fweeb the mentor)
i love the influence of my mentor
i will mentor the ignorant.
the current mentor of cleav is fweeb.
1) the illest town on the south sh-r- of erie
2) the home of the world’s largest annual bonfire (read: marsh fire )
3) home of cow-tipping olympics
how could it get better than mentor?
a p-rno metal band that sounds like black sabbath meets hustler magazine that formed in the late 70s. originally fronted by a bald bearded beer gut voclist/drummer guy known as el duce. who later got ran over by a train and killed back in april 1997. also in the band was dr heathen sc-m on b-ss and sickie wifebeater on guitar. the mentors biggest claim to fame was back in 1985 when somebody during the tipper gore’s pmrc congressional hearings read the lycics to “golden showers”, from the alb-m “you axed for it”.
dr heathen sc-m still continues the mentors band with a whole new crew.
the best city in northeast ohio, cleveland is too big and polluted. but they have the best everything else. mentor is better bacuase a president lived here.
where do you live?
i live in mentor.
what is that?
it is the best city ever.
oh.
(then the neighboring states start yelling about potato pasketti)
1. breast implants
2. big b–bs.
from: mentor corporation, the #1 manufacturer of breast implants in the u.s.
sittin’ at the bar, i looked askance and caught her “mentors” in my field of view, threatening to climb their way out of a thin black armani dress.
a trusted ‘teacher’ or counselor, usually a more experienced person on the subjects of dirty intellectual foreplay and verbal intercourse; nasty and forbidden physical acts of desire, l-st and hedonistic pleasure. the ‘mentee’ is completely safe within the sp-ce of one’s most intimate and skilled lover.
my trusted mentor loves to t-tillate me with her words, tease me to full inhibition, guide me towards ecstasy, then, while shuddering, hold me like she has no other.
they had great songs about f-g bashing!
“f-g bashing all the way…suffer sissy suffer…” etc.
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