MEnut Butter
the b-tter than comes from my nuts
me=me
nut=my nuts
b-tter=substance like s-m-n
hence menut b-tter
also rhymes with peanut b-tter so thats also cool
me: hey lisa, would you like a menut b-tter sandwich?
lisa: yeah. i love peanut b-tter.
me: oh. no, i wasn’t talking about the spread made from peanuts, i was talking about my c-m.
lisa: oh
me: so, what will it be?
lisa: can i have both?
me: of course
guy 1: dude i’m gonna make some mad cash by selling my homemade menut b-tter at the menut b-tter store.
guy 2: sperm bank?
hank: my menut b-tter sells by the pound. what can i say?chicks love it.
dude 1: oh man, i just got menut b-tter all over my hands.
dude 2: noob! get the f-ck away from me.
noun: the ejaculatory contents of a man’s t-st-cl-s.
“would you like some menut b-tter on that sandwich?”
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