mephistophelesbian
a demon-possessed woman who marries a heteros-xual man, treats him like cr-p for years on end, rarely has s-x with him, b-tches constantly, and then leaves him for the lesbian she’s been cheating on him with.
dude, that succubus you married sure likes football, drives a nice truck, and spends a lot of time with her “best friend” out of town. are you sure she’s not a mephistophelesbian?
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