Mepstein


v. to friend request random strangers on facebook who you do not know, in hopes of giving the illusion that you actually have friends when you clearly do not because you are a douche.
this random guy mepsteined me on facebook the other day. we have no mutual friends. this is creepy.
4 more definitions
a white male known for bokating (performing oral s-x) on anything that moves
he is such a mepstein, i heard he bokat that dutty chik last week”
some one who loves to smoke cigarettes
person 1: mepstein why are you bunning chip?
mepstein: because i love it!
a guy with no swagger
mepstein got no swagger, hes wearing sepstein jeans
also known as sepstein, is a word used to describe a pair of identical twins that no one can tell the difference between
person 1: sepstein?
mepstein: no! it’s mepstein!

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