merced

to get beaten to an inch your life
“yo man, jay from a-street got merced last night”
to be killed

derived from mercenary
that fool disrespected the wrong cat and got merced.
the backwater town of california, and the only city that has a uc and can still boast that citizens can go anywhere in town and know at least ten people there. filled with baby boomers whose own parents are from the hick parts of the east coast, the schools may be filled to the brim, but do not be fooled: if there ever was a cliche “country” town in california, this is it.
“you know, when you’re drunk you kind of have a southern accent.”

“well, i’m from merced.”

“oh. that makes sense, then.”
to destroy someone absolutely without killing them with the skills of a fully trained mercenary. (effortlessly)
“awwww man, you just got merced”
in the world of multi-player gaming, merced is used in much the same way that “pwned” is. it is typically used to denote domination or (at the very least) a kill of another player. the word originates from the root word mercenary.

it is also a term that is tossed around quite haphazardly among gamers for feats that are not really all that impressive. a minor kill streak or a narrow victory over an opposing team does not really rise to the level of merced, but that does not stop noobs from using it anyway. (see definition of noob for details)
gamer 1: d-mn dude, i hate that map, i just got friggin merced.

gamer 2: all good, we we rape these camper b-tches in the next round.
land of the doint, dointest, a place where the weather is far from temperate, the smell of cattle and agricultural waste sting the nostrils. the landscape is far from interesting and can best be described as sandy mush. other then the incomplete uc campus the area can be deemed a technological black whole lacking anykind of service minimize contact to the outside world and confining those with to their own weirdness. only means for survival in such a living situation is to peridica;;y escape.
“last time i woke up in merced i thought i was still dreaming”

“don’t take acid just go to merced”
originates from:

to be the recipient of a gang related drive by shooting from a mercedies benz

can also be spelt “merked” because it is usually spoken by illiterate chavs
“wheres my f-cking money!!!!”
“um…… i lost it?”
“you are gonna get merced”

“you iz getin merked bruv ennit”

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