mercedes mom
a white middle-aged mom who drives around in a mercedes that her husband paid for. they can’t pay for it because theyre middle cl-ss but they bought in anyway because they want to look as rich as possible
dude… why whould you want to go to derek’s? his mom is a mercedes mom
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