mercury retrograde
a three week period in which the planet mercury to appears to be in backwards motion.
during this time human beings experience many adverse effects, such as memory loss, loss of time, loss of items, loss of virginity, loss of common sense. as for technology many unexpected glitches occur during this time, such as software crashes and emails getting lost
2000 november – bush-gore election
2006 july – zidane head b-tts materatzi in world cup final
2006 july – israel / hezbollah brew ha ha
2006 july – software companies experiences unforseen glitches
i can’t believe zidane headb-tted that i-talian guy in such an important game, must be mercury retrograde
smart guy: hey guys its august, we all made it through mercury retrograde without any glitches
co-workers: uhhh its july still.
smart guy: g-d d-mn it, mercury retrograde
a scapegoat for astrologists to use when sh-t happens.
everything in my life is going wrong! it must be mercury retrograde.
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