Mercy Stroke
the act of masturbating while your partner/future ex-girlfriend/boyfriend places their mouth at the base of your w-ng, causing your forceful masturbation to, at the same time pound her mouth with the top of your tightly wrapped fist.
ken: “dude, i think i just beat myself off and beat up my girlfriend at the same time while she was blowing me.”
reeyou: “that my friend is called a mercy stroke, you have mercy stroke immunity, don’t worry”
-ken and reeyou hi-five while time stands still-
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