merged
getting it in with the best hand pre flop or on the flop, only to come to the realization as the turn comes, the donk is catching up, and its inevitable that he’s being rewarded on the river
i shipped my stack preflop with aa, pray4spades snap called with a4 offsuit with a of hearts. the flop brought 2h, 3c, and 8d. the turn brings 4h, and on the river, villain obviously spikes another f-cking heart. you just got merged.
transcedentally high!, super f-cked-up, supremely altered on one or more substances!
dude, i saw joe floating around on a magic carpet, i’m gonna tell you here and now, he was merged!
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