merkily
to act sneakily with a merkin
example 1:
cop: “will you explain what happened here?”
lady: “i saw a man walking merkily past my house. later that night, i saw the same man standing outside my window donning nothing but his tremendous merkin”
example 2:
“whitfied and eph rowed their boat merkily down the stream. merkily, merkily, merkily, merkily, life is a hairy dream.”
example 3:
kevin was uncomfortable about his new purchase and acted merkily around all but matt.
use of a merkin for deceptive purposes
1. justine merkily hides the fact that her hair is not naturally red by wearing a merkin on first dates.
2. john merkily disguises the loss of his pubic hair from cronic masturbation by wearing a merkin.
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