merkin
something george bush is constantly saying he is proud to be
“ah am proud, to be a merkin citezin”
a pubic hair piece. a toupee for the pubic area/genitals. in the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat s-xually transmitted diseases (gonorrhea or syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. to disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a merkin was employed.
17th century setting: due to his treatment of the “french pox” (syphilis) with mercury a merkin gwendolyn used a merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
a pubic toupee
a family guy reference in two episodes
man: “hey kid, wanna buy a merkin?”
chris: “what’s a merkin?”
man: “why it’s a pubic toupee”
imitation pubic hair. a pubic wig.
geoffrey wore his merkin unashamedly
pubic wig
he wore his merkin with pride
translated from olde english, merkin mean a pubic hair wig. which today are very rare aliek the term itself.
shopkeeper (1643):a mirkin for your quim, me lady?
feminist (2005): rape!
a) a pubic wig
b) a citizen of the united states of america, particularly of the ‘flyover states’
ah’m prahd ter be a merkin.
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