merkinfaust
1) the act of aggressively stealing another’s pubic hair to replenish your own 2) to snack off someones pubic to produce a wig or fill out ones own missing pubic hair
root word merkin: history: the oxford companion to the body dates the origin of the pubic wig to 1450. women would shave their pubic hair and wear a merkin to combat pubic lice, and prost-tutes would wear them to cover up signs of disease, such as syphilis
according to the american heritage dictionary of the english language the term stems from a corruption of the obsolete word malkin, meaning a lower-cl-ss woman or mop, which is derived from a diminutive of the personal name mary
root word faust: faust or faustus (latin for “auspicious” or “lucky”) is the protagonist of a cl-ssic german legend. though a highly successful scholar, he is unsatisfied, and makes a deal with the devil, exchanging his soul for unlimited knowledge and worldly pleasures.
i’ve been a victim of merkinfaust, that b-tch vicky sn-tched off all my p-b-s!; that merkinfaustin motha f#(&er tried to put his hands down my pants again; sh-t you say kelly merkinfaust’d you; tonight is the perfect night for merkinfaust, pants less fridays at o’herlihy’s
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