Merking


comes from the root word “merk”.
means killing, beating, murdering, insulting, owning, pwning, etc.
-playing a first person shooter-
man, he’s merking everybody!
to drive quickly; to drive away from a sketchy situation
“sh-t, that car was merking down the road”

“the cops tried to stop him so he merked the f-ck outta there”
a way of obtaining stuck materials from a vending machine by vigorously shaking your -ss and rapidly b-mping said vending machine. this should result in the vending machine in releasing it’s goodness while entertaining witnesses.
hey man… i need merking this machine… my pepsi is stuck.
to creep around a bar hitting on women in a sketchy manner
i was merking on so many broads last night
to, intentionally or unintentionally, appear in the background of someones photo. someone who does this often may be referred to as a ‘merker’
look at you merking in the background of her photo!

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