merlog
an animal that’s half log and half mermaid, hence the name. it can only be defeated by a bomb. it can also take down the man-bear-pig. it evolved into modern day trees.
merlog: so yesterday i got 12 new cats named jiffy, phil, wilma, mr. fuzzykinz and blahh blahh blahh…
man-bear-pig: shut up!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! (he explodes)
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