mermaid clock
it is when an unattractive girl/woman becomes attractive to you because you’re very desperate or h-rny. you live with an ugly girl for a long time and all of sudden she starts becoming attractive to your eyes due to the fact that you have not it in a long -ss time.
expression inspired from “how i met your mother” by barney stinson: “evey girl has a mermaid clock
some guy: dude check out that ugly girl!
h-rny friend: d-mn dawg shes looking fine, im ready to dip it in.
some guy: dawg you’re disgusting…it’s prolly cause you’re being affected by this girl’s mermaid clock.
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