mermaid effect
when a man/boy goes an extended period of no w-nking, women grow hotter exponentially each day.
based on the idea of s-x-starved sailors who would see manatees frequently and eventually they began to see them as mermaids.
the mermaid effect totally kicked in when i was camping last week. that tree with the hole started looking pretty good by the end.
when a guy has been hanging out with, or simply in the presence of a girl that is just a friend for long enough that she ends up becoming s-xually desirable.
based on the idea of s-x-starved sailors who would see manatees frequently and eventually they began to see them as mermaids.
it was also used in the tv show how i met your mother.
guy 1: “so you’re going to be rooming with a chick next year? watch out for the mermaid effect, if you hang out with her long enough, you know you’ll end up wanting to hit that.”
guy 2: “nah man, she isn’t hot and totally isn’t my type.”
guy 1: “i give it three months.”
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