Mermaid Kiss
when you bust a load in a thot’s mouth and she kisses you, exchanging the fluids into your mouth. sh-t’s trifflin’
i was at the park with some girl named ariel and she gave me a mermaid kiss
hey i was at that party last night, some b-tch gave me a mermaid kiss
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when the toilet water splash from your solid t-rd reaches the appropriate height to spritz your -ss.
dude, they just cleaned the port-a-sh-tters so there was no dookie to cushion my t-rd, and i got an epic mermaid kiss.
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