Mermaid’s Purse
a mermaid’s purse is when an individual defacates into a womans v-g-n-, the woman then hovers over the face of the individual and lets it fall onto his or her face.
john and linda wanted to spice up their relationship so during s-x, he took a hot, steamy, cr-p in linda’s v-g-n- and she reciprocated by giving john a mermaid’s purse.
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