merp
maybe i’ll eventually respond properly
a: hey, what’s going on?
b: my dog died
a: are you ok?
b: merp
a word said when an awkward conversation is happening to make things less awkward,quiet or can be used as an expression of saddness or to change the conversation
boy: wanna make out
girl:….um no
boy: merp
a word to say when you dont know what so say
person 1: lol
person 2: merp.
1. what you say when there is nothing better to be said.
2. expression of minor disappointment.
1. jesse: what’s up?
jason: not much, you?
jesse: nothing.
-silence-
jesse: merp
2. jesse: hey, you wanna go to the coldplay show?
jason: sorry, i can’t.
jesse: merp
the thing to say when nothing else is usable without looking like a s-d-stic pervert. when wanting to cuss but not being able to replace every word with merp.
girl: hey bro, w-ssup?
boy: my d-ck
girl: ….
boy: merp
or
student: man f-ck this motha f-ckin f-ck of a f-ck you fu…
teacher: excuse me?
student: oh merp……
the term commonly thought of as a filler for an awkward situation such as the word “meh”, but with deeper meaning. merp is versatile and pseudo-poignant verb, adjective or noun with numerous capabilities and one etiology. it is derived from the word merpidity which is a happy-go-lucky feeling that one has while indulging in activities such as raging, chillin, and keeping it real. merp can be used in an catch-phrase to throw people off guard or to have one beg the question “does this person really think he is a grammat-tician, i think not!” additionally, one can use the word merp as a euphemism in public as not to offend any people in proximity.
“merpin’ ain’t easy”
“when i merp you merp, yah just like that”
“what the merp!”
person 1: hey man that test was hard!
person 2: it’s all merp bro
person 1: hey man what are you doing this weekend?
person 2: what do you think, ill be merpin’ up a storm
a cute, awkward sound that makes people look at you funny when you say it, but in a good way. it makes you feel good.
joe: merp! (high pitched voice)
joey: what the?
joe:merp!
joey: actually, that was cute!
anything and everything. it is a way of life.
i’m feeling merp.
or
that was such a merp moment.
or
#merpgang4life
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