merping
merping – the act of smiling in a tight lipped grin.
perfect example, google “me merping with scraggly hair in 1994” the child on the left……lights
a collection of any and all pre or post-coital activities centering around the lying on your bed for a period of an hour or more with a partner. general activities include s-x, cuddling, and any combination of the two.
merping usually takes place when a pair decides to get high, thus weed can be seen as an integral part of merping. although integral, it is by no means essential.
my girlfriend and i love merping after a long day at work.
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