Merrill
a city with a population of 10,000 in central wisconsin, merrill is -n-logous to meth capital of the world. people who produce and deal meth in merrill are known to get off with no jail time. there are many people in merrill who walk around with no faces because they have been burned off from using meth. that’s why merrill is a good place for people who are running from the law or under the government witness protection program to move to. they can do meth, lose their ident-ty and never be caught!
hey, i’m from merrill!
holy sh-tb-lls! i robbed a bank and i am on the run from the law. i think i will move to merrill where meth is in abundance and lose my face.
all merrills are cool, hot, ambitious girls who can be pretty wild, and always the life of the pary. they are admired by lots of hot guys. merrills know how to be cool, and they can hang with the best of them. but they are also perfectionnists and are not satisfied endless they ace every quiz, test, and paper. they are more compeditive and driven than any b-tch you’ve ever seen. because of this, merrills end up going to amazing high schools, excellent, often ivy league colleges and have great occupations when they’re older. they’re flexible and athletic also. all merrills prize they’re appearance (which is why so many guys end up being attracted to them). they honor high fashion. fashion and couture always remain part of merrills lives. basically, they’re images of what all girls want to be. they’re hot, skinny b-tches who like to win, so watch out for them.
that girl has got it all; the career, the looks the figure, the stlye, and the hottest guy on her arm, she is such a merrill.
(meh~rill)
1. to talk about something excessively that falls outside the scope of your culture, ethnicity, range of experience, socio-economic cl-ss, age, or location.
2. to bloviate about urban activites and/or ‘hip’ slang.
even though he lived most of his life in the richest, whitest suburbs of california, john would spend much of his day merrilling about ‘ghostriding on whips’ and other hardcore ‘rap activity’.
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