Merse

to be filled with awesomeness and leetness.
1. yeah man i’m seriously doing a merse today!

2. i’m mersing it up big time!

3. oh wow, look at you go – you’re seriously mersing it today!
6 more definitions
it’s a mans purse. an wallet type item, usually leather that is carried on or around the shoulder, know on occasion by “a european shoulder bag.” not to be confused with the f-nny pack (made popular in the 1980’s,which is worn around the waist). (f-nny packs are sometimes refured to as “f-g bag’s).

the differentionating factor between these “kissing cousins” is that the “f-g bag” (to the layman)or “f-nny pack” is:

a. worn around the waist.
b. usually worn by older bodybuilders or avid h-m-s-xuals.

the merse or “man purse” is worn by anyone with bi-curosity in addition to flamboyant european heteros-xuals, and finally men who are demasculinized by their wife.
robert see’s fabian with a new kind of wallet, its almost like a wallet with a long shoulder strap, but its not a f-nny pack, its a merse, a mans purse. robert is happy his boyfriend has a new wallet but isn’t sure who gave it to him, robert scream’s ” nice f-g bag”, fabian replies, its a merse, a european shoulder bag you ignorant fool!
another word for first.
usually used at the end of the sentence in a whiny tone.
person 1: let’s go on that ride.
person 2: i’m going merse!
merse
a derogatory term describing a whiny, pathetic person. often used for making fun of sore losers and friends who leave parties or other social functions too early because of a member of the opposite s-x that the merse is trying to bang.also very useful for describing a p-ssy who can’t eat/drink/party as much as their friends.
1. wow, levi and jesse are such f-cking merses.
2. holy sh-t, we really beat those f-cking merses at fooseball. i thought they were going to cry.
3. wow, she really has his b-lls in her purse.. he’s such a merse!
4. i can’t believe those murses ditched the party to go try and get laid with those ho’s!
a derogatory term describing a whiny, pathetic person. often used for making fun of sore losers and friends who leave parties or other social functions too early because of a member of the opposite s-x that the merse is trying to bang.also very useful for describing a p-ssy who can’t eat/drink/party as much as their friends.
1. wow, levi and jesse are such f-cking merses.
2. holy sh-t, we really beat those f-cking merses at fooseball. i thought they were going to cry.
3. wow, she really has his b-lls in her purse.. he’s such a merse!
4. i can’t believe those murses ditched the party to go try and get laid with those ho’s!
merse is another word for first.
usually said in a whiny tone.
person 1: i want to go on this ride.
person 2: i’m going merse!
errrr……a fat man who wears easter egg shirts and is sometimes confused as a blue whale
“kill the merse o.g.!!!”