Mershades
pr-nunciation: mer-shade-ies
combination of the words mercedes and shady. the word was coined because mercedes automobiles have a planned obsolescence, often break down, engine light turns on and no problem can be found, transmission needs constant replacement, and parts are mysteriously expensive. mechanics grin whenever you bring your broken down mercedes to their shop because they know you will soon be back.
“i can believe you just bought a mershades, coulda got a honda”
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