Message-bomb
when you are typing a message to someone (especially a long and meaningful one) and while you are typing it, they send you a message (usually a question) and you have to erase everything and change your entire message
jake: so what happened last night? did you tell ella that you like her?
john: no, i was typing, and then she totally message-bombed me and asked me to tell her the answers to the homework so i never got the chance
jake: hate it when that happens
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