Messi
one day g-d decided to make the greatest football player ever, so he grabbed a bowl and mixed the best ingredients he had. unfortunately he left it too long on the oven and got ruined so he named it cristiano ronaldo and sent it to earth. he then tried again and truly made the best player ever and named him messi. he now plays for barcelona…
wow messi is so amazing
yea i know but messi and amazing are synonyms so rephrase yourself buddy!!
an argnetine born football (soccer) player currently playing for fc barcelona, (alongside ronaldinho). do doubt in my mind he’s going to be the next pele/maradona.
have you seen messi play?
yeah, he’s bad-ss.
iker casillas worst nightmare
messi has scored 13 goals in el cl-ssico. and who’s been in net, casillas
an experience which is/was incredibly awesome/amazing
something unbelievably good
last night was just too messi
a fun, outgoing, over the top, funny girl. she likes singing taylor swift at the top of her lungs. she likes dancing in her car whenever she feels like it. she doesn’t care what people think of her. she does what she wants whenever she wants. she’s the best d-mn girl you’ll ever meet. she recently checked off something from her bucket list, chinese firedrill. you’ll love her to death.
guy #1: you see that girl right there?
guy #2: yeah.
guy #1: she’s definately a messi.
best known as satan’s mistress.
obsessed with turtles and making fake mysp-ce profiles. she puts the word b-tch to shame. she has two friends, one being her younger sister that resembles a lizard. and the other being a fat beast.
she likes to call people “sk-nky hoes” and watch finding nemo.
guy 1: today i met this really disgusting girl.
guy 2: let me guess, her name was messi.
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