messi ronaldo
fisting someone on a soccer field until their -ss is gaping wide, followed by eating refried beans out of their gaping -ss and then f-cking their -ss when finished.
after the soccer match, dave was both hungry and h-rny so he gave his coach a messi ronaldo on the field.
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